Biblical Bug Spray
>> Friday, August 10, 2012
Last month somewhere in my backyard, a mosquito died a happy little bugger after gorging on a 13-course breakfast of A- blood he extracted from my legs. I was probably his last meal—I can hope, can’t I?
For several days, pink dots of calamine lotion dotted my legs from ankle to thigh. I looked like Madame Mim during her duel with Merlin in “Sword in the Stone.” Go ahead, laugh; it is funny. I had the power to refuse this bug his breakfast, so why didn’t I?